There are a few things men shouldn’t ask women and there are a few things that women shouldn’t ask men. Well, they are not strict rules, but they still are in vogue for centuries now. Whatever the era, men will be men and women will be women.

There are subtle boundaries no one should cross. Even roses have thorns. You should know what to admire and what to stay away from.

Here’s a list of what men shouldn’t say to women:

1. Did you wear that dress yesterday?

Your wait for her get ready became a few hours longer. Dumb question dude.

2. I keep forgetting when’s your mom’s birthday?

You can forget July 4th, but not her mom’s birthday. There is no forgiveness for that. Enjoy the consequences.

3. Pass the remote; I got to watch the ball game.

You don’t have any idea how much trouble you are in.

4. That friend of yours in the red skirt, what’s her name?

Most probably, your relationship is over.

5. I think you have gained a few pounds.

Most murders happen after those words are spoken 🙂

Here’s a list of what women shouldn’t ask men:

1. Why is that guy wearing gloves to catch the ball?

Do not ever ask a man a dumb sports question.

2. I think you are drunk.

Yes, he is, but he doesn’t want you to tell him that.

3. Why in the world all your friends are such useless people?

He knows. Their wives have the same opinion about him too. Don’t ask. Jus’ let it be.

4. What’s so important about the daily news on TV?

Do not talk current affairs when you don’t understand them.

5. What’s the big deal about this latest gadget?

It is religion. Do not question gadgets.

I think there are more.

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