Christmas and New Year are knocking the door… It’s that time of the year again! Time for a little romantic tale, given the festive season.

Hop in on my time machine ‘n I’ll tell you a story ‘bout how naughty I can be! Aaliyah came all dressed up and knocked my door in the evening; you know, it was one of her friend’s birthday and we were supposed to attend a party hosted by her ram-rod straight, punctual (Oh my God!) friends. And yours truly, after a binge beer session with Ron and Steve was sprawled, dividing the bed and the floor. Well, when I was back to my senses, she went, “Bob! You were supposed to be up and ready for dinner tonight tagging along a pretty lady… What’s with this beer… You go bonkers when you hit the bottle?” and gritted her teeth.

True to form, I cracked, “Well, beer doesn’t talk and definitely doesn’t shop.” Exactly, one black-eye rendering punch, two whacks, and three kicks later, I said, “Beer, doesn’t hit either!” Hmm… I should have looked a poor soul in that state… Well, well… Never miss a chance to make use of sympathy: I gave her my innocent smile and exaggerated my pain. Poor lady, didn’t have a choice, had to give me a peck and there you go, Bobby boy got the kiss he yearned for! Ain’t I a Casanova, guys? My experience aside, send the cards and prep your pals on how to sip the bubbly, but still sneak a kiss!

An Ideal wedding is between a blind girl and a deaf man!

Jokes apart… Love is what keeps a relationship going. It’s true for wedded life too. Aaliyah’s friend Angela was getting married and we wish them all the very best. It was a ceremony to behold… Beautiful!

Write to me happily and I write back to you with utmost joy. Action evokes a reaction. Do remember that!